cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don’t want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you’re going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.

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Can you Anglo-Saxons stop hating each other? One was so prude they left, the other stayed and fought the prudes where they went. Still the same kitchen. /s

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This joke can be easily altered to target North Americans, just photoshop a hamburger bun in.

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You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like

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That’s 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

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