63 points

I once went on vacation with six other family members. There were eight people on the return flight. Just us and the guy who definitely wasn’t an Air Marshall

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21 points

I once went on a school trip and practically the whole plane was filled with students. Must have sucked to have been the six other random people.

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40 points

I’m pretty sure you have a better chance winning the lottery.

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32 points

My luck:

Last two passengers stumble onto the plane.

Flight attendant close the door.

They sit down in the empty seats next to me all covered in sweat and smelling not so fresh. “We had to run to make it.”

Oh joy…

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15 points

Carrying bags of fast food…

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15 points

Nah, this has happened to me plenty of times, I have won the (one of the major ones anyways) lottery 0 times.

You must just be unlucky lol

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9 points

Heavily depends on the route and time of the day. Some flights are almost always completely full, some others are often half capacity.

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1 point

yeah this happened to me like 3 weeks ago

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6 points

I’ve had it happen at least a dozen times! Should I buy a lottery ticket, or have I wasted all of my luck?

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35 points

It’s even better when they ask you if you want a free upgrade to first class, you say yes, and there’s nobody next to you up there. I had that happen to me one time, and I arrived feeling more refreshed than when I left.

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27 points

Look at Mr Rich here flying Premium Economy.

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5 points

Get on that united card

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2 points

Man, if my work would let me purchase my travel on it too, instead of the company card… I’d be Global Services for sure.

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Yeah I finally got there with hr. So nice to get the points.

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17 points

Nice way to casually throw out you know what good crack feels like

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