Goes to the right: “Oh, easy, I’ll wrap that up in no time.”
Goes to the left: “Fuck.”
If you make the pork run, it’s not going to be very tender anymore
The rules didn’t state which direction to go in, so I’ll have my First Place prize now. 🥇
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