portuga
portuga@lemmy.world
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Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it
Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
That’s marriage material. Also she must be an absolute beast at zenga
It’s actually more interesting than a plain old boring sidewalk. Yeah I ride with the devil
Linkedin of all places. That’s justi a piece of garbage
If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards