portuga

Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it

Armshaming is not cool

Left: oh great, now I have to circle the globe

Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.

That’s marriage material. Also she must be an absolute beast at zenga

It’s actually more interesting than a plain old boring sidewalk. Yeah I ride with the devil

Linkedin of all places. That’s justi a piece of garbage

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye