18 points

Man, I never expected the Onion to be optimistic.

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But she is so young. If you consider 60 to be young

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38 points

Guys Kamala is 60 and a career politician. I don’t think this is a given.

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My HR manager is also 60 and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

Nothing is a given in this life.

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Yeah but the career politician part means that she hasn’t had a job since McDonald’s that didn’t come with at least half a dozen underpaid assistants, so it’s a fair assumption.

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5 points

Also the new intern might not be able to do this either. There’s a surprisingly narrow age range where this skill set is expected

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But will she enable the option to create bookmarks from word headings? Surely no one ready for that.

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45 points

We’re fast approaching that golden age where every president comes standard with PDF creation skills.

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they gotta dtop being 80 for that tho otherwise it’ll take another 20 years or so

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12 points

Not with their average ages creeping up. It’s the same generation of of people over and over.

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16 points

I dunno, mobile devices aren’t “computers”, and Gen-X gets ignored so hard it’ll likely be skipped right over, and we’ll jump immediately into Idiocracy (it’s what plants crave).

Although I bet Pete Buttigieg knows how:-).

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Harris’ birthdate is October 20th 1964, she’s pretty much Gen X, having had to deal with the 80s crap as a teenager/young adult, hell, 1965 is the first year for Gen X

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Usually the cusp of Gen-X is 1965, so even she is Boomer/Gen-X

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9 points

Give me somebody who uses markdown with pandoc and I’ll be impressed.

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Or emacs with org-mode.

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Or writes it directly in LaTeX.

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Or they manually create their own typography engine using ed, the standard editor.

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