Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt
For sure Obama could convert a Word doc no problem. Hell, Cheney Bush Jr. probably could’ve as well.
With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)
Roosevelt didn’t convert word documents to PDF. He edited the PDF directly, with a hex editor.
Next up: tables of data in CSV, then XML, and finally JSON formats, oh the humanity!
SORCERY
We’re fast approaching that golden age where every president comes standard with PDF creation skills.
I dunno, mobile devices aren’t “computers”, and Gen-X gets ignored so hard it’ll likely be skipped right over, and we’ll jump immediately into Idiocracy (it’s what plants crave).
Although I bet Pete Buttigieg knows how:-).
Harris’ birthdate is October 20th 1964, she’s pretty much Gen X, having had to deal with the 80s crap as a teenager/young adult, hell, 1965 is the first year for Gen X
Okay, but is America ready for a president who is a PDF file?
