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Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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Don’t even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.

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Etterra@lemmy.world
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I’ve always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?

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Mister Bean@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Better get both just to be sure

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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I’ll take it.

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linearchaos@lemmy.world
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That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain

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Etterra@lemmy.world
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Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?

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linearchaos@lemmy.world
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I’m down, let’s fire up the BBQ

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Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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someone said bourgeois tenderloin?

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robocall@lemmy.world
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Awesome. I’ll settle for their Ferrari.

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Graphy@lemmy.world
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I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.

I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.

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ϻеƌųʂɑ@sh.itjust.works
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Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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Men doing anything but getting therapy

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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drug checklist scene from Fear & Loathing intensifies

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darkpanda@lemmy.world
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That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.

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hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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So, Mr. T.?

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Etterra@lemmy.world
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