Pic related. When I was a kid I was walking with my mom along the road just down the street by a treeline and tied to one of the trees by it’s neck was a baby doll.
Very unnerving.
We never found who did it or why.
Years later I was out with my mom again in another part of the woods and she swore she saw something that looked humanoid and albino, like all white. It scared her enough that she wanted to leave right then.
Still think about both of these from time to time.
I was playing tag or something in the woods behind my neighborhood at night. Someone flashed a huge spotlight on us, started yelling they were the cops and they were going to set a dog on us. We figured it was some hoa-brained neighbor and left because we didn’t want trouble. Nope. It was a cop. Fucker rolled up on us and told a bunch of children if he caught us playing outdoors at night again he’d set an attack dog on us.
Upper middile income white neighborhood. White kids. Even with white privilege you’re never really safe. The monster was going to set a fucking dog on us for playing outside.
buddy of mine was doing ding dong ditch as a kid and a homeowner chased him down the street back to his house. my friend could see a flashlight bobbing as the guy was following him and just assumed it was a regular flashlight but when he got to his door and turned around he saw it was a flashlight attachment on the guy’s pistol. that dude was a cop too.
Down near my family’s old farm in Puerto Rico, there’s a pretty deep thicket of bamboo
Back when I was eleven, I was staring into the thicket because It was the style at the time
I remember my dad walked up and asked me what I was doing and i said “I think I saw something moving around in there” and he just flatly says “Don’t let them see you’re looking” and walks away
He meant there were probably some people fuckin in there, but my brain at the time convinced me there was some horror that my family knew about and kept as some sort of terrible family secret
Like at some point, my dad would be like “Now son, it’s time I told you about El Cucuy and how he lives on our farm” or something
I don’t think I ever experienced such existential horror up until that point or ever since
Years later I was out with my mom again in another part of the woods and she swore she saw something that looked humanoid and albino, like all white.
Please don’t doxx me like this
10 minutes after my ex proposed to me we found a deer spine sticking out of a river like some kind of meat sail.
shrugs severely We sold the spine on Etsy for 200$, then bought 200$ of acid and flipped that. It was def “gud times”
I usually hate happy endings but I want to see that movie.
We sold the spine on Etsy for 200$,
The spinoff movie is about that guy.
i found a developed camp someone made in forest service land a couple years ago. they’d brought out a couple couches, built some stairs and a rail into the slope, had a loft in a tree. two old boats that had clearly been worth something at some point were just abandoned out there. there were also a couple dolls heads hanging around, and a rolled up carpet that i was relieved to find was empty. i was working at the time and my crew and i poked around a little bit but didn’t want to run into whoever made it so we left quickly.
another time, i found a beaver skull in a long stretch of protected sand dunes along the coast, far away from creeks or streams or anything that id picture in my mind as beaver habitat. no clue how it got there, but i found tons of bones out in those dunes, without much vegetation it’s pretty easy to find that stuff, but the beaver was the most wtf for sure
also i heard a mountain lion in heat screaming at night one time while a friend and i were about to get high. mustve been within 100 yards, probably closer. thank god we hadn’t started already because if youve never heard a mountain lion scream it sounds just like a person. second we heard it we just took off running, didnt even say anything to each other, pure instinct. that was scary as hell in the moment but pretty cool to have experienced once it was over