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The ground below the pyramid is Avocado Toast.

We’re millenials, after all.

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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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If you make your mitochondria at home, maybe you could afford to power a house.

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But, what House to power? We can’t afford a House!

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Did you mean Midi-chlorian?

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The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the Force.

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I never had avocado toast… Am I even a millennial?

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It’s just like regular toast, but with avocado on it.

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The only one in my office who eats avocado on toast for every lunch, is 23 years old. The rhetoric is flawed.

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Oh no, the memes are not scientifically accurate! Oh, the humanity!

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We wouldn’t want to go around spreading false information, do we? That is not something people do on the Internet.

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I heard they’re retiring that this year and I’m devastated. U can’t afford the $800 millennium falcon, much less make room for it.

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Believe it or not Keynesian economic researchers at Stanford did a study in 2014 that concluded the eight-hundo Millennium Falcon lego is exponentially more unattainable than similarly priced consumer goods and they coined this market phenomena “Meesa-Utility-Theory”

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For me the top is Estrogen and cute skirts :3

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Two birds solution: make cute skirts out of estrogen

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you can easily buy both, safely, right now!

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Sadly I can’t, not safe for me atm :c

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the vial is tiny and you’d only need to inject once a week, you could possibly even hide it at a friend’s place. if you haven’t already I’d really recommend doing lots of research about diy hrt to see if you can make it work. everyone deserves access to hrt. if you’re interested id love to provide you some resources in dms maybe.

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This is 100% my brother, who showed us tons of collectibles today.

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Although it’s retired my dream will always be the death star

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