56 points

She only has fake kids and fake bills

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I bet it was because she is not married and has kids. The conservative mind ladies and gentleman and in betweens.

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14 points

It’s her students

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271 points

24 y/o with a teaching job.

No real income is what she has. Probably on top of a shitton student debt.

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Don’t forget how much money she spends on classroom supplies for her “not real kids”!

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88 points

Apparently she doesn’t have a good parent either.

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18 points

She’s also probably paying for school supplies.

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“no real bills” I’d believe…if the parent said she lived at home (no rent, and food provided), was on parents’ insurance (health, auto, etc.), had no student debt, and was walking distance to work.

But given that her parent didn’t, I’d guess that isn’t the case. Turns out rent, food, transportation, and like you said, student debt, are all…what’s the word…real bills?

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4 points

To a lot of people “serious bills” means credit card debt for shit they didn’t need.

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6 points

'Murica!

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By the description it sounds like she lives at home? Teachers start most places at $40k+ a year. If she doesn’t have any bills and she’s 24 and no longer wants to wear glasses or contacts, yeah. That’s on her.

*Edit: Some of you disagree with my remarks about most teachers starting at over $40k. So in a below comment I provided facts and sources. The “teachers start most places at $40k+” is spot on.

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Where are teachers starting at $40,000? That was 10 year salary in most of the US not even 5 years ago. My brother, his wife, and one of my sisters all started at ≈$24,000 a year, and they still had to supply their classrooms with basic supplies. They all got into teaching at completely different points over the last 19 years. One in '05, one in '12, and the last in '16 and they all started at ≈$24,000 a year. This was in Indiana, Georgia, and Virginia.

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Straight from the National Education Association website.. This is a .org pro teacher and pro education website that is actively trying to increase teacher pay.

The National average for NEW teachers is $44,530. 28 percent of districts that staff a total of 300,000 teachers start at below $40,000. However, 23 percent of districts start at over $50,000, and those districts staff a total of 1,300,000 teachers. So over four times more teachers start over $50k, compared to the under $40k crowd.

Furthermore, Montana and Missouri have the lowest average starting teacher salaries and they are still at $34,500 and $36,800. So even if you’re in the dead last worst off state in the country, you’re still average new teacher salary is about $35,000.

So your numbers you have are a far, far, cry from reality for all but the lowest paid teachers in the lowest paid areas and are like a decade back from today’s rates.

As a completely superficial note, my friend just got her first full time teaching job for grade school and is in the 2nd lowest paying state for new teachers in the country; Missouri. Her starting salary is $51,000.

So if you want to have any argument or discussion about my original statement for teacher salaries being incorrect, do as I have and back it up with facts and sources.

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4 points

My starting teacher salary in 2016 was $33K before taxes

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And that was a long time and a lot of inflation ago.

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0 points

Spoken like someone who doesn’t have student debt. Or understand it at all.

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88 points

what does “no real kids” and “no real bills” mean?

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She’s a teacher, so she has kids that aren’t hers, and probably pays her phone bill and auto loan and student debt (and possibly rent to her shitty parents). Those parents of course don’t consider those real bills.

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It’s worse when you consider that “real bills”, ie a mortgage, is probably out of her reach while he had it easy.

He’s mocking his own daughter, when she probably got absolutely fucked by corruption and the economy, for not having the opportunity to indebt herself for housing, when he probably bought his house on a potato salary.

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65 points

Pets and “only” bills related to the daughter and her everyday life.

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And I’d bet “real bills” are only bills that the parent deems worthy — mortgage, car payment, etc. I’m guessing teacher pays rent, utilities, pays for groceries…

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4 points

Nah. Rent and utilities are definitely counted as real bills by everyone. She probably lives at home, or at someone else’s house and just pays like $400 a month to stay there.

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Why would people want to be on Twitter for posts like this?

It’s like joining a real life club where the more of a jerk you are, the more speaking time you get.

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12 points

same reason people still watch reality tv

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51 points

Dammit Mom, my 56 imaginary kids cost me nearly my ENTIRE paycheck! Have some sympathy.

But for real, what is “real kids?”

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28 points

Sounds like she’s bitter that she hasn’t been given the grandchildren she thinks she is owed.

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30 points

because she’s a teacher she probably pays out of pocket for school/project supplies. i’ve known a good few teachers, and refereeing to students as sort-of surrogate children is very common. i’d put my money on the mom hassling the daughter about not yet having kids, and the daughter saying something like “i already have kids!” and this idiot is still bitter about it because she feels she is OWED grandchildren.

i’m making a LOT of assumptions here, but like i said i WOULD put money on it. you hear enough firsthand stories and you start making these sort of assumptions.

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6 points

Yeah, I’ve met so, so many of these kinds of parents through my job, and you can reliably predict their behavior just by wondering “what’s the most selfish and entitled action they could take here?”

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1 point

I think the parent is male.

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