In a letter to the judge, Ellison’s mother, professor Sara Fisher Ellison, wrote that Ellison has completed a romantic novella and is already at work on a follow-up. The finished novella is “set in Edwardian England and loosely based on [Ellison’s] sister Kate’s imagined amorous exploits, to Kate’s great delight,” her mother wrote.

https://fortune.com/2024/09/24/caroline-ellison-romance-novel-ftx-entencing/

oh yeah she got two years’ jail for her part in stealing eleven fucking billion with a B dollars

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oh yeah she got two years’ jail for her part in stealing eleven fucking billion with a B dollars

A slap on the wrist compared to Sam Bankman-Fried’s twenty-five years. Turns out working with the feds, admitting your guilt and knowing when to fold 'em are pretty important when karma finally catches up with you.

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word on the street it that SBF and Diddy are sharing a cell. I can’t wait for the NFT album to drop

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SBF used to be in brooklyn, then was moved somewhere to california back in may, but it’s written like he’s back in brooklyn so maybe he was moved back or something https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sean-diddy-combs-moved-section-new-york-city-jail-housing-sam-bankman-rcna172419

The unit is described as a barracks-style area currently housing 18 to 20 inmates who require special protection,

considering how small this unit is, maybe, maybe,

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Diddy and the Sam
they’re Diddy and the Sam
one’s a sex offender* and the other is a scam

* allegedly

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This could result in the worst podcast of all time

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Will Ellison include her love for hierarchical, power-struggle Chinese harem dynamics in this novella or is she saving it for the sequel?

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new meta for cultivation novels: prison literature

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The rationalists - sometimes making me question my commitment to prison abolition. Actually, not frequently enough, considering how few are arrested.

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Diddy and the Sam, it’s Diddy and the Sam

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please be gentle with my child, they will soon have a presence on the discount paperback rack at the local grocery store

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“completed” I guarantee it’s AI gen’ed. Note to self: use LLM to pump out a novel if/when I need to show I’m turning over a new leaf

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Also: note that it is centred around her sister. Note to self: do not direct LLM to write erotica about a sibling, because that is not a normal thing to do for someone turning over a new leaf.

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She wrote real-person erotic fanfic about her sister?

Straight to jail.

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PROSECUTOR, PROBATION SERVICE: look, even we think time served for this one
(Judge reads Caroline’s book)
JUDGE: Jail for Caroline! Jail for Caroline for seven hundred and thirty days!

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And via the links at the bottom of that page, we learn that drugs are going to need a major makeover to become cool again.

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Hurling ordure at the TREACLES, especially those closely related to LessWrong.

AI-Industrial-Complex grift is fine as long as it sufficiently relates to the AI doom from the TREACLES. (Though TechTakes may be more suitable.)

This is sneer club, not debate club. Unless it’s amusing debate.

[Especially don’t debate the race scientists, if any sneak in - we ban and delete them as unsuitable for the server.]

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