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Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.

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I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

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But how will I know what the Top 1.9% Girl on Onlyfans thinks about the comic now?

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It’s like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.

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It’s better, because here the underlying pacing isn’t left ruined after the removal.

Removing the laugh track leaves behind (hilariously) awkward gaps.

This is what laugh track removal would look like in this case

Actually kinda funny still, lol

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Also, depending on your definition of ‘old,’ that laugh track might be a live studio audience rather than canned laughter.

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How do you know it’s funny when there isn’t a comment that says so?

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I usually agree. HOWEVER… I woke up this morning, opened Lemmy, and saw this post:

And I was like… is this a shitpost? Edgy? A joke? Ironic? Skibidi? Is this what skibidi is? I honestly couldn’t tell.

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Here I was thinking my smile and exhale through the nose made me a soulless cold fish, 5 minutes of not breathing laughing is hard to compare oneself tol

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Thank you.

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I don’t get it

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My guess is it was probably supposed to say TIP, not TOP.

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I finally got it. I got the “top” as in top or bottom in sexual sense, but what I missed was that it was a typo and meant to tell you to tip your delivery drivers.

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She was actually trying to say “type your delivery driver.”, it’s a subtle reference to how she mistyped “tip your delivery driver.”

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She’s recently switched to TypeScript and is annoyed that non-delivery drivers keep messing up her code. If people remembered to strongly type their driver objects, the compiler would have caught that error.

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Oh it was no typo

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Top vs bottom in the sexual sense.

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Top as in sloppy toppy is what it means

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