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Needs more jpeg

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I always laugh at stuff like the small dust cloud of the cucumber, as if it just popped into existence and caused air pressure.

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I think it fell off the vine like the apple fell off the tree

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The center wall that separates the windows is larger on the inside than the outside. Fun

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This was before Newtonian physics were established vs after. Newton observed the universe and therefore altered it in the process.

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Isaac fucked the apple too tho.

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Surely that took a lot more practice than doing a cucumber. So I was told.

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Please don’t try it unless you can already fist yourself, or the retrieval will be a lot more painful!

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Told by Isaac doctors, and a team of nurses, and the results of local biggest apple contest.

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Isaac Newton was a life time bachelor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton#Personality

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I thought that was the joke here, isn’t it? He stayed virgin due to this…?

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But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

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Yeah I was gonna say that. He was famously single his entire life and is speculated to be one of the first historical examples of an asexual and aromantic person.

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He’s definitely not the first historical example. Artemis and Narcissus were aroace

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Narcissus was not aroace, that’s slapping modern ideals on what’s literally an aesop about living up your own arse.

Hestia and Athena, definitely though. And Tesla.

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It’s not the same though, those are fictional characters. I know a real person made them, but still, it’s not the same

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True, but I didn’t say he was the first, I said “one of the first”

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oh damn that’s sick if he was! pretty cool ace representation

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I can’t be the only one that read “aromatic person” instead of “aromantic person”.

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sniff sniff

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76 points

He was born in the 17th century, everyone had quite the aroma back then

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atleast you’re not alone.

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