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Diddy staying in jail seems like the safer option for women, so let’s stick with that.

Edit: apparently men too, didn’t know he was an equal opportunity offender

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Also safer for Justin beiber.

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LMAO ignoring a certain part of the allegations there

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Funny way of announcing his coming out but whatever works I guess

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The filing from his new legal team members Anthony Ricco and Alexandra Shapiro states that Diddy has agreed to a ban on women visiting his home, that he will undergo weekly drug testing, and that he will not meet with anyone who could be considered a witness or “co-conspirator” if his release on bail is granted.

Seems like less than he ‘promised’ last bail attempt…

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lol the drugs aren’t the problem here

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