An 81-year-old Montana man was sentenced on Monday to six months in federal prison for illegally using tissue and testicles from large sheep hunted in central Asia and the US to create hybrid sheep for captive trophy hunting in Texas and Minnesota.

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Why the fuck is this about boring legal stuff and not the titanic frankestein sheep menacing the nation?! I want to know about the sheep! What is it’s name? What are it’s dreams? What is the death toll of it’s latest rampage?

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the titanic frankestein sheep menacing the nation

Isn’t that a Spinal Tap lyric?

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titanic frankestein sheep menacing the nation

Sounds like it would make a good movie.

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its name is Montana Mountain King

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In the balls of the montana mountain king

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OqvHWUZZdP0

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Reminds me of how the Nazis bread super cows so they could fight them.

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Say ‘psyche’ right now; that’s too cartoonish

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Heck Cattle

Okay so apparently the whole “bread to fight” thing was a bit of an exaggeration, they were bread to resemble a now extinct breed of wild bull that showed up a lot in Greek mythology but most zoologist today agree they weren’t even close to right.

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17 points

Heck Cattle

Comrades, there can be only one solution to this threat. We must create the Heck Bear.

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6 points

Aurochs are pretty insane in how long they managed to stick around. But for sure they’re basically just aggressive cows.

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4 points

what the heck

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Did they really breed them to fight? I thought it was part of the Nazis “Aryan” heritage bullshit.

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I think Goring did have some put on a private game reserve to be hunted yes

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This is also why Germany now has a wild raccoon population that is taking over Berlin, nazis just don’t get that raccoons will always outsmart them.

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30 points

Typical Bejiing Biden crushing innovation with communist regulations. Why can’t the free market determine what horrors are beyond comprehension?

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Six months in federal prison? Cowards. He should be sentenced to a “The hunter has become the hunted” type of situation and it should be televised. Unleash his sheep on him, I want to see if he made them giant and ferocious enough or if he stopped just short of greatness.

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Ah yeah, but if he did it to livestock it would be fine

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17 points

(sheep are livestock)

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2 points

Nobody likes a pedant

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