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tries to fingerprint unlock with sweaty hands

Phone: Iā€™VE NEVER MET THIS MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE

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17 points

Too accurate

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11 points

Faceid while wearing a hat or covering my chin or with half my face covered by a pillow:

ā€œWho is this imposterā€

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I have my same finger scanned in 3 times dry and 5 times in varying degrees of wetness. Also two in pruny state. It mostly works. Itā€™s a pixel 7a which has a shit finger reader so you may be able to get away with one of each.

Edit. Just in case Iā€™ll clarify that the system thinks I registered 10 fingerprints but itā€™s all my thumb.

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3 points

I know what Iā€™m doing when I get my 4th RMAd Pixel 5A back lol

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11 points

Straight up I tried finger print unlock for less than a week before I cut the finger I used to unlock my phone so I had to change it.

Also a related unfun fact, you can be forced by the police to give biometrics but not information you know.ā€” So having your devices lock via biometrics means that law enforcement can force you to unlock your devices.

ā€” This applies to the US, Iā€™m not sure if it applies elsewhere. IANAL YMMV

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Thatā€™s a legit security tip. To expound upon it, phones that support storage encryption are typically decrypted the first time you enter your password after powering on. So if youā€™re travelling by air, stopped by cops, etc, you should consider powering down your phone.

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If you ever feel like youā€™re about to deal with a cop on your iPhone, mash the side button. 5x on the side button forces it into ā€œask for a passcodeā€ mode. Itā€™s emergency mode, but emergency mode forces you to out in a passcode to do anything other than show medical ID, turn off the phone (still trackable), or dial emergency services.

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Yo I had no idea this is also on the pixel 4a thanks for pointing it out!

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2 points

Puts on sunglasses

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Yo I had no idea this is also on the pixel 4a thanks for pointing it out!

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