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hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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Didn’t know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

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Delphia@lemmy.world
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What about masturbate for sleepy?

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kerrypacker@lemmy.world
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Masturbation for melatonin. It’s got a certain ring to it.

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Veneroso@lemmy.world
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10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

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1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

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slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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What about sleepy for masturb… …

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Delphia@lemmy.world
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“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

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slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

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Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
16 points

you get antihistamines wackin it?

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umbrella@lemmy.ml
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holy shit i tought i was the only one. why though

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Lem Jukes@lemm.eeOP
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Movin ur blood around

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pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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It doesn’t for you?

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pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Tbh it’s not something I’ve tried but I want to

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Cheems@lemmy.world
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Let me rack you up a line

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Lem Jukes@lemm.eeOP
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