Bidet users can keep their posh, clean asses out of the discussion!
I wipe sitting. I think most people probably do. Standing up will push your arse cheeks together, so the poo inside the crack will just smear everywhere.
As for bidets, I don’t use them. They’re very rare in my country. I just wipe with toilet paper. I try to get my arse as clean as possible with the toilet paper, so I wipe multiple times.
Thank you for reading my post about my pooing habits.
Rare or not, get a bidet for home. It’s like $25 US for a basic model, and you will never go back. I feel like an absolute savage when I can’t use a bidet now. My best argument is this: Imagine if you fell into a pile of manure. Would you just get some dry paper towel and wipe yourself off and call it good?
If your answer is anything other than no, I don’t have a rebuttal, but you do you.
In answer to the question, I still wipe the water away sitting down. Standing up doesn’t make any sense as you essentially make a shit sandwich with your cheeks… and even though I’m clean down there now - I learned that way and don’t plan on changing.
I used a $30 bidet for about 6 years. It’s has always been amazing. We finally redid our bathroom so I went with a deluxe heated seat, heated water, blow dryer, etc. Gat damn is it wonderful, but it will spoil you. Makes pooping anywhere else dreadful. I’m trying to solve this by gifting my friends bidets for Christmas. So far it’s working.
I love my bidet, but I can’t get anyone else on board. How do you get people comfortable with sharing one? I’ve attempted to get my sisters to try mine, but they both think a bidet is like a personal item and gross to share.
Wow, bidets for $30? It can be $1k to $3k cad just for the bowl here. It’s like $500 and up just for the seats! That doesn’t account for the other bits and bobs you need to get it all installed.
Lol if I fell in manure I wouldn’t just take the hose and wash it off, then paper towel dry either. There would definitely be LOTS of saop involved. Just saying.
I’m in total agreement though. Got a nice bidet seat and it’s hands down the best thing ever. I hate using bathrooms in the wild, at all, because they lack the heated seat my bidet has, in addition to the lack of the bidet part.
Face down on the bathroom tiles, ass up high with legs & cheeks spread as far wide as possible. Only way to handle my dump truck
Bidet. And then one sitting pass to dry.
How do bidets work with different types of poop? My butt has been on a real peanut butter kick lately, and I’m starting to despise wet wipes.
If you are considering getting a bidet, you might also be interested to know that there is a hand bidet variant. The positive is you don’t have to move where you sit, you can control the position and angle as well as the pressure with your hand, and it’s more compact.
I’ll second the hand bidet! It hooks on the side of the toilet tank, and the hose is long enough that I’ve used it to spray my feet off in the tub. For the ladies out there, hand bidet is the way to go for period and after sex clean up.
Previously had an under-seat style and had many issues with it. The under-seat wasn’t as good for certain poos, and being a lady, I was never very comfortable with the water blasting back to front. It also was a pain whenever the toilet clogged - all that nasty toilet water splashing it and on a few occasions the bidet was submerged. That’s a lot of extra cleaning, and you gotta trust everyone else is properly cleaning it after a clog.
Standing, I think it’s more common for guys to do it like that
Depends on how many days I got into the challenge.