Lean forward and wipe from beneath, peek-a-boo style.

My posh, clean ass is always out - and frequently the topic of discussion.

Prior to my ascension, I was a sit-wiper because shit should always be as close to the toilet as possible.

Half stand wipe north to south. My old bidet doesn’t fit my new toilet anymore so I am S.O.L unfortunately, been using one of those travel bidet for more emergency situations

I don’t think OP knows about the three seashells.

I’ve never had my ass called posh before.