Don’t try to be Kennedy.

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Don’t try to be Kennedy.

Don’t try to be that Kennedy.

JFK’s daughter Caroline seems to be a basically sensible person.

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never go full RFKjr.

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There’s a chance higher than zero that RFKjr has brain slugs.

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Next they’ll be telling you not to drink raw whale milk.

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Technically you eat whale milk because it’s a solid like yogurt.

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Creamy, yet chunky.

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The milk you eat with a fork

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You can milk anything with nipples

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Is it brain worms?

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Kinda. Trichinosis will eat your eyeballs eventually if allowed to progress far enough.

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Trichinosis is rumoured to be “what done for” the franklin expedition to find the north west passage.

The Jens Monk expedition lost 62 men to Trichinosis, and returned home with only 3 men alive.

https://canadiangeographic.ca/articles/jens-munk-an-expedition-ahead-of-its-time/

I love reading about these guys, just so courageous. I’m sat here looking at spreadsheets worrying about emails. These guys did the equivalent of flying to mars in a washing machine, battling ferocious martians, succumbing to a war of attrition against a mysterious ailment, before un-dying and coming back home.

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Andrew Tate could learn some serious lessons about what a real badass is from these cats. I’d like to see Tate vs. Shackleton in his prime.

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Really cool read, thanks for sharing.

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I’m vegan but when people question my manhood, I tell them I love eating bear balls and I invite them to a hunt. Then, when we finally find a bear with balls that are worthy of me breaking my veganism, I just run. I usually only invite stupid people who are not more athletic than myself. It works out. Everyone gets a story to tell.

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“When coming upon a dragon while adventuring with a halfling, one need not outrun the dragon, only the halfling.”

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So does your lawyer have to be vegan too or nah

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But how do I get him into the woods where the bears are?

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