Do the people who follow these accounts actually believe in the bs or do they just think it’s funny?

dude it actually has been activated. i was there. i saw it start shifting like in that photo (that’s a real photo from the event, not a drawing or AI) and i just heard a loud “BLUETOOTH PAIRING… BLUETOOTH PAIRING… BLUETOOTH CONNECTED.”

then it started blasting ‘sorry for party rocking’ by LMFAO

how can anyone try and claim the ancient egyptians had bluetooth speaker technology?

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“you’re laughing. Pyramid #1 has been activated and you’re laughing”

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I told the democrats I fucking told them. “Don’t run Kamala” I said, “Pyramid #1 is going to activate”. STUPID.

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Nothing ever happens-cels when pyramid #1 has been activated

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There are decades when nothing happens and weeks where pyramid #1 is activated

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Finally, after 10,000 years, im free! Time to conquer earth!

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que sick guitar riff that goes way too hard

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I actually can’t think of that opening without thinking of the flip that was made for My Way Entertainment’s Power Rangers parodies tbh. (No, I wouldn’t recommend them these days; they absolutely don’t hold up, they’re a relic of 2006 youtube when everything was redlining mics over sex, gender, and race jokes. The literal only grace I have for that these days is those dudes iirc are mostly Black and latino.)

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