This looks like the late 80s (or maybe early 90s) and what looks like a freestyle BMX bike with the caption “how to be awesome” - but no mention of Haro or Diamondback? I call bullshit.

If only a person’s belongings were a true representation of their character.

Man, they’re not kidding! That bike is awesome.

Finally, some proper representation.

I thought, I was confused by “mushroom grips”, but his crotch being labeled “Special Purpose” definitely beats it…