Goddamn Americans can only understand morality if it’s a burger.
26 points
17 points
We can make the burger be vegan after we buy it.
I got another one where that came from: Maybe the burger is actually secretly vegan, but they’re just not advertising it that way because they don’t want to turn off meat eaters.
40 points
“Just pick the meat out.”
28 points
“Just have a little bit of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner!”
24 points
“have fish instead”
23 points
