The CDC said an E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald’s Quarter Pounder burgers has led to 10 hospitalizations and one death.

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Yeah.

That’s the reason.

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He really should have warn gloves

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He said his hands were clean.

Which, to me, says he doesn’t wash them after he uses the bathroom.

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He licked his fingers and didn’t taste anything so they’re good.

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Did the outbreak happen to originate in Feasterville-Trevose, Pennsylvania?

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That’s what happens when you let a diaper wearing man in your kitchen.

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Anything that Donald Trump touches, dies

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And a month from now they’re back to normal. Writing news about the price of individual stocks fluctuating is completely meaningless.

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Rough week for Ronald

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