Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.
I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
My inner hustler wants to sell expensive spells to these people
this is painfully cringe. somebody out there really thinks in these terms unironically. what a waste of a mind
Death to America
Trump’s always equipped with a full estus flask
“Folks, I’m telling ya’- Marika, or as I like to call her, “Sleepy Marika”, she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it’s true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it… Look he’s here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we’re getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!”
I am punching the mirror as hard as I can, but this ugly bastard will not leave my house, in fact, there seem to be more of him now
