honk shoo mimimi

in all seriousness i am very eepy

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Boss pays me a dime so I eep on company time

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Idk, I don’t work those kinds of jobs. Anyway, did you ever hear about the slightly slanted toilet designs that were developed a few years back specifically for the purpose of making toilets uncomfortable to sit on for longer than a few minutes so that workers didn’t take too long in there? Shit was crazy. Have they ever rolled these out though? Anyone seen one?

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jobs where you dont use the toliet ?

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Amazon?

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7 points

Jobs where there is time to sleep on the toilet

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it is equivalent to a hard poop time

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Gonna start carrying a small brick than I can place under the toilet seat to raise it

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I once passed out and got a concussion, if that counts. Would not recommend.

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You think it’s Norma in there again? Just let her be y’know.

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Yeah, pretty sure I’ve done it a few times. But I’ve cried in the bathroom more often.

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i cry at my desk it’s fine

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