Romans liked a cheese that was more similar to ricotta. So it would be like a ricotta pizza which sounds nice. I wonder if they had ricotta pie, that stuff is so good

Since tomatos technically are fruit too, the text of that meme is still true but in a more boring way.

Holy shit that could actually be really fucking good if done right. Trust me, we turtles know pizza!

Your teeth must be made of paper-mache, to break on a pomegranate seed

Tomato: Am I a joke fruit to you?

Drake, Bieber, Pineapple Pizza all really hurt our international reputation

Americans also eat something called Canadian bacon but I don’t think that matters

The satellite restaurant in Chatham Ontario, I’ve made pilgrimage there!