At first I was like “alright, enough with the couchfucking bullshit. It’s not true and I don’t like lying”.
Then I read the smaller part at the bottom and you know what? Fair enough.
JD Vance (or at least his staff) called the mayor of Springfield before they said anything about it. The mayor told them there was zero proof that it was happening at all, then Vance went ahead and said it was happening anyway.
I would argue that the couch surfing/fucking was verified more than the immigrants eating pets story because no one officially said that it was false before it was spread.
This is false, he used a plastic bag to protect the couch from his semen and lube, the couch was completely unharmed. Please stop spreading these falsehoods that he ruined the couch.
He misunderstands the casting couch genre.
If my eyes were sunken that far into my head, I would also be using eyeliner. No shame in wanting to look good.
Being Peter Thiel’s little couch fucking bitch on the other hand, that’s pretty fucking weird. Imagine being willing to do and say whatever, regardless of how racist or hateful it is, because there is more money in it.
