Thanksgiving is merely break and prep time for Christmas. The holiday has got to be the most boring and useless holiday of the year.

“Oh yay, it’s racist, overbearing relatives we haven’t seen in a year again, on a day we celebrate a sham historical event that perpetuates a false white supremacy and colonizer mentality.”

Welcome to goth, here’s your Bauhaus album and some eyeliner.

Then no day is Halloween.