I am supportive of you being Canadian

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“What’s your gender?”

“Canadian.”

“No, who do you like?”

“Donuts.”

“No no, what’s in your pants?”

“Polite manners.”

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“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”

“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”

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Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

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Doughnuts**

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“what’s in your pants?”

“a party you’re not invited to”

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7 points

“a hockey knife”

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As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.

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Surprise, I’m both!

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I’m sorry

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A Simp, Got It.

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7 points

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I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.

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We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your concerns to one of our agents. Alternatively, courses on the benefits and challenges of being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.

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pour le service en français, appuyez sur le 2

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Why isn’t the first option?

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Please hold if you wish to express your disappointment to one of our agents.

I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.

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Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.

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I was sick and family was busy. So I missed thanksgiving this year.

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There is no such thing as ‘Canadian’, it’s just a phase!

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Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf

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