13 points

Fujoshi in shambles rn

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40 points

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20 points

“Hrrrrnnggh… JD! I’m trying to win the election, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Sleepy Joe!”

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10 points

volcel police is gonna commit a coup

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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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18 points

Not the Democratic Party, not the Republican Party but the [redacted] Party. IYKYK

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spoiler

🍋

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If there ever was a fitting description of US politics, it certainly would be “no climax, no point, no meaning”

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