40 points

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“Hrrrrnnggh… JD! I’m trying to win the election, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Sleepy Joe!”

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Youre chilling at the bar and he gives you this look, wyd?

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10 points

Grab a bucket and a mop for this wet ass POTUS

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9 points

Call an ambulance

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8 points

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That is the expression of someone who either realized they went a bit off script or is humping the podium hard enough to disconnect the microphones.

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9 points

Biden done bam bam in nappy

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If there ever was a fitting description of US politics, it certainly would be “no climax, no point, no meaning”

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18 points

Not the Democratic Party, not the Republican Party but the [redacted] Party. IYKYK

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