That’s the post. They really did that.
12 points
Emergency toilet paper. Very considerate
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to poop the political bands which have connected them with another, and to poop among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of God poops on them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should poop the causes which impel them to the separation.
Someone should make this and discreetly replace it with the other copy and see how long it takes for anyone to notice
17 points
What if OP wasn’t even American?
17 points
We the poople
10 points
Put Combat Liberalism next to it.
