A teacher says, “Spit out your gum.” A train says, “Chew, chew, chew.”
11 points
Dammit. This made me laugh, and I hate that THIS of all jokes is the one to crack me…
5 points
Dad Jokes
!dadjokes@lemmy.world
Description
This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
Rules
- Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
- Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
- Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
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