“Well, first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.”

From It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I’m also not religious at all.

My first girlfriend turned into the moon

For no raisin.

“It’s got what plants crave” and “he doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells” are used pretty regularly, and most people I’m around don’t watch much of anything so even well known lines will confuse them.

HAIL ZORP