4 points

So is the image in the article the porn version? Because that’s hella tame. Oh is that just something they’ve commissioned which sort of gets the point across?

permalink
report
reply
25 points

Remember kids! Jesus was best friends with a prostitute. This is in fact something God and Jesus would approve of…probably. If she’s the kind of lady who’s down with Jesus and only does stuff with other ladies when a guy is also involved, then I think Jesus and God would be cool with her.

permalink
report
reply
20 points

This was always going to happen.

permalink
report
reply

Is there any fanart of Vatican x Samsung?👀

permalink
report
reply
2 points

4 real what a horrible idea!

permalink
report
parent
reply
51 points

5 minutes after the Vatican presented her, there was already porn. Some say even earlier.

permalink
report
reply
21 points

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

Nah, the official girl figure came first. The porn version they had on hand was a boy.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 6.9K

    Monthly active users

  • 1K

    Posts

  • 37K

    Comments

Community moderators