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Anon avoids a predator

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Yeah. It probably feels like a missed opportunity, but ask anyone who went through with it and I’m betting most of them are fucked up as a result.

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I’m sure this story is true.

At 16 he was already a sweaty, fat neckbeard with a MLP t-shirt and more acne in his face than oil in the middle east.

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Nobody would be a fan of my little pony in 1998, and I don’t know who could grow a beard at 16, but it certainly wasn’t anyone I knew Though there’s certainly acne

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I had a classmate with a full beard at 16. Also being able to grow some scruffy neck hair is not uncommon at that age.

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I’m* t-shirt* than*

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Corrected. Thanks.

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Those grapes were certainly sour.

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Dude, that’s child molestation. “Fast forward 20 years, and I didn’t even realize I had the opportunity to be abducted.”

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At that point thats not a hint. “Oh yeah so she took her clothes off and started shaking her ass and i said nice and continued watching the movie”. Also as the others saying if shes a predator she would have gone home after she get pushed away or continued trying. By the description she seemed more like someone who had something for him actually. We dont even know if she knew hownold anon was.

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Still a predator. dude was a child

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If she didnt know the age anon couldve easily fooled her. When i was 16 or even 15 a lot of people thought i was more like 20. Not that im defending her and it really depends on the situation.

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Isn’t this the same exact excuse men say when caught with a minor? It’s the adult responsibility to make sure, not guess, the age of the partner

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Hell, when I was 28 there were people who thought I was 16 when I was clean shaven

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Being autistic, I was stupid as a teenager too and didn’t pick up on any signals like those

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Been there, done that

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… bought a crippling sexual anxiety

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