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Just your normal everyday submarine, passing by your canoe very close to shore in what appears to be a lake.

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8 points

Recreational submariners ruining our romantic canoe rides.

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2 points

So my dad wasn’t lying about watching the submarine races?

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35 points

Not even sure if context would help

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I got rather curious and Googled it.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Superman's_Pal,_Jimmy_Olsen_Vol_1_68

“The Human Metal-Eater!”: After Jimmy is bitten by a Metal-Eater in the Fortress of Solitude, he gains the power to eat and digest metal for 48 hours.

The crooks use Jimmy Olsen’s Signal Watch to trap Superman and Krypto in a submarine with the kryptonite; but Jimmy saves the day by eating the kryptonite, with a little lead on the side.

It doesn’t help that much, no. He’s gonna eat the whole sub, starting from the periscope…?

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wait, kryptonite is a metal ? I always thought it’s a mineral

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As I understand that it mineral is a term for all inorganic terms found in the Earth and metal is a specific one.

But idk if is a “metal” per se. Perhaps there’s comics where someone makes like a blade out of it idk.

Call a mineralogigilisist.

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16 points

He’s working the shaft.

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13 points

Jimmy Olsen loves to munch on something that’s long, hard and full of seamen?

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21 points

Bonus panel:

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4 points

That’s what I have written over my BSDM closet too. “Roguetrick’s Souvenirs”

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23 points

Pica

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13 points

Chew

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3 points

Maybe he’s pregnant

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What does she have to complain? He even got fancy-dressed for this periscope lunch

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

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  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don’t be a dick.

  5. I can’t believe I’ve had to add this… NO RACISM.

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