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FYI: Horses fart and methane is a greenhouse gas more potent than carbon dioxide.

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I’m also intrigued by the “costs $1000 and $750/year to maintain” claim, as the horse people I know spend closer to 20x that.

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Humans also fart methane, is that a reason not to ride them?

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5 points

No.

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3 points

If your ride consents to that, just pug the hole.

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5 points

they um also breathe

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1 point

Not through the mouth though.

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40 points

$750 a year to maintain health

Lol

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$750/month if you have to stable it.

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9 points

Yeah, this might be 750 dollars worth of bottom of the barrel, wholesale, oats needed to give the average horse enough calories to survive.

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30 points

Where is this guy getting a horse for $1,000 from?

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I mean if you want any old horse and can transport it you can often get them for free. They’re like pianos

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you can often get them for free

The maintenance cost of a “free” horse is anything but

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Oh I’m not discounting that. Free pianos don’t tend to be cheap either to get tuned, and that’s if you can even tune them in the first place.

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7 points

does a horse not transport itself ?

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Not in a way amenable to seal the deal a few cities across, unless you get a one way ride up there and you’re prepared to camp/hotel a few nights on the way back

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You will get an OWI if you ride a horse drunk.

Source: I know a guy who trained his horse to ride from the bar to his house on its own. Cops still pulled him over because he was sleeping on the horse.

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I’m pretty sure it depends on the state and whether or not that state considers a horse to be a vehicle/device. Alabama, for example, I believe does not consider a horse to be either, while I think California does. There’s this story that sometimes gets submitted to TIL-type communities where a man from Louisiana was decided to be ineligible for a DUI charge after doing exactly that, but he was still given a court summons for “disturbing the peace by intoxication”.

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In sweden there were some cases where people lost their driving license because they … Walked home drunk so yes it do depends a lot. Guess drunk horse riding there is not legal.

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I think you may be talking about endangering traffic, not just walking while drunk.

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Dumbest shit ever. I literally have a designated driver under me!

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4 points

OWI?

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6 points

Operating? While Intoxicated

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18 points

I don’t think the horse pill means what anon thinks it means…

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Joe Rogan ruined horsepill posts

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