I curse Death that she didn’t take me peacefully during the day.
I want to go out peacefully in my sleep like my dad and not screaming like the passengers in his car
No one here has said “masturbate” yet and I am highly suspicious.
I came here specifically to say jerk off. It’s also what I do first thing when I wake up. I like to play that game where you try and cum before passing out.
Masturbating before sleep gives me a bad night, but sex before sleep gives me a great sleep quality.
I don’t know why.
Force myself to stop thinking in words and start thinking in pictures. Otherwise I’ll never actually get to sleep.
Spoon my wife until she gets too hot and taps my leg so I roll over whilst listening to some trashy young adult fantasy audiobook.
Pretend to be asleep
