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Anon’s roomate:

wanna go to the bathroom

this weirdo redneck is in his room as always

askforpermission.tar.gz

head to bathroom

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE

mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life

gonna buy it rn

nicemonitoranon.rpm

try to act normally

go out of anon’s room

RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP

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.tar.gz

Vintage!

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tar.gz is considered vintage

oh no

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get-with-the-times-old-man.tar.xz

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Last time I ran into .tar.gz, I was programming in COBOL!

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.tar.Z is even more so.

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nicemonitoranon.rpm

Found the Fedora/OpenSUSE user

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I replaced Fedora with Arch on my PC, but it will always remain in my heart ❤️

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Monitor was so nice he forgot to poop.

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Anon’s roomie has ADHD confirmed?

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Idk why but this is very funny to me

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Nice to hear that, it was supposed to be funny :P

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I think they were all just curious about what OPs room looked like / what he does in there all the time, and that room mate was either the one who volunteered or the one who lost the bet

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At least pretend to take a pee then.

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Politeness pee only marginally differentiates from territorial pissing.

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Maybe he’s autistic like OP

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Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?

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Would be the opposite actually An autistic person would probably just ask Can I see your room anon ? And f off without saying more afterwards, if they even managed to actually go and ask in the first place

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I’m just trying to stay in character, I don’t mean it sincerely.

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I don’t think so, this is just a popular meme on 4chan.

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What if the other bathroom was in use??

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92 points

Living alone

Roommates

Pick one

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Pretty sure they’re saying it’s their first time away from family. That’s a common expression where I’m from meaning you’re no longer in your family home / unsupported.

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I feel like more and more people are “living alone with roommates” well into their 30s. Affording an apartment on your own is pretty well impossible, at least where I live. People staying with abusive toxic partners because at least living together they have a roof over their heads.

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Shared kitchen but individual bathrooms? So something in between maybe?

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Possibly. I have a private bathroom but share a kitchen and I would never say I live alone though.

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housemates

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Schizophrenia

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Maybe they needed to shit, saw the proximity of the toilet to the bedroom area, and decided not to stink bomb poor anon

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