Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

I’m sorry but. The. Bed. Never. Ever. Happened. I will die on this molehill.

Much less unacceptable – thank you!

How come my Bing/DALLE pretends like it has only a vague idea of what specific people look like?

Where do I find me some non-alcoholic room-temperature 190-proof Everclear?

Literally feel like I got the wind knocked out of me

I used to loooooooooove making fun of people’s names… and I was shamefully old and very gay before I realized I was [saying it’s ok to be] picking on people for something they were essentially born with, over which they had no control, and which will be a strong part of their identity.

When we run out of alphabet, maybe we could settle on something like sexu-else/sexuelse/non-cis-het-hate/sexuallies???

Late-stage Tammy Wynette??

You’re amazing and I appreciate all your hard work and speedy reply. Thank you and thank you.