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The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing

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Homie, that “guy” is also a woman

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On dog, everyone internet. No one know human

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Arf arf, arf arf arf arf. Arf arf homie.

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48 points

I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.

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20 points

There are no men on the internet

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“… 🤔 … Are there any women here today?”

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There are no women on the internet.

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Nice Username!

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You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?

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our own points of view

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Excellent gif from and excellent animated movie.

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10 points

… OK, first time I’ve ever got this reaction for something I thought that was pretty obvious.

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15 points

It is, I didn’t mean any harm, I was just playing into a joke.

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Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids

Wow… there’s a lot to unpack here… have you ever met a woman before?

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I did not meet women in person, but I heard lots of them just hang out on instagram, posting their best moments online. Ofc similar for some good-looking men as well. That’s why I assume most people here are either men or lgbtq+.

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I choose to believe your post is finely crafted satire.

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18 points

Finely?

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I don’t understand why men are even on here. Every man I know is so busy chopping down trees, wrestling bears and building log cabins. How does anyone on here even find the time!?

Are you all even real!?!?

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Whoah. I spend time drinking alcohol straight from the bottle, too.

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Looks at red plaid shirt, Looks at wood cutters axe, Touches beard.

I feel so singled out.

Edit: Commas are our friend.

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Hold my bear, I’m typing a reply.

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I’m a woman. My most frequently practiced hobbies are watching my fiancé cook, playing with my cat, dicking around on the internet, and playing word games. Because hobbies are to relax and I’m working and getting a Masters. When I had more time, I also danced a bunch and played Pokémon go.

The things the women in your life are doing, are providing services for the people around them, through food, knitted goods, and photo albums. Women also want a break, but we don’t get one if no one in our lives gives us one.

Six years ago, my terrible ex would have said that I loved reading organizational blogs and baking, but that’s because he was a slob whose family had weekly parties that I was expected to bake for. Maybe all the women in your life are stepford bots, but maybe you should try learning to knit or cook with some of them, and see if they branch out or just need some help.

Edit: grammar

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TL:DR for the folks at home:

“The things the women in your life are doing, is providing service for the people around them….”

“Women also want a break, but we don’t get one if no one in our lives gives us one. [note: or if we take it, with all the risks that may or may not entail.]

No, it’s not just women; yes, it often is women due to social factors.

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I learnt cross stitch off me mum as a lad.

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When I have time to kill I dick around online and usually ignore anything else I could do. Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids, building and maintaining relationships with people in the real world, cooking amazing food just because they want it, getting involved in the community, working some extra side jobs, and generally doing stuff to make their world and the world around them better.

Are there any women you know who aren’t housewives?

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If kids means dogs this is my mom. She’s retired and I’m her roommate. It’s kinda nice.

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There is just a general assumption that they’re smart enough not to waste their time with it and they have better things to do, like actual hobbies and friends/family to see.

Did you actually ask other people what they think, or are you projecting? Because this doesn’t represent me at all

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I’m a woman and I do knit and bake as a hobby, I also 3d print and design, do some robotics and I’m a cybersecurity professional. I have joined and participate in online communities for all of those TBF the crochet community in Reddit is one of the most awesome and welcoming i have ever seen.

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15 points

Nice neckbeard energy you got there. Especially how you tried to double down and all. My lady’ing the shit out of this.

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Sorry about the grainy, difficult to read image. I am on mobile and couldn’t find a better version right now.

I think you might have misunderstood one of the primary internet rules “There are no girls on the internet.”

If you squint, you’ll work it out.

https://i.imgur.io/f2rLQ_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

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4 points

Skill issue

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If they are so busy with all of that, who is going to do the dishes?

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Fake + gay

Women are a rumor

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Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:

  • Chupacabra
  • The Jersey Devil
  • Bigfoot
  • Mothman
  • Women on the internet
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48 points

There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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Don’t even have mothman as number 1, what are they even doing. That bizarre being is a hero, and he deserves respect.

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Where is Spezmen?

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Women were invented by plumbers to sell more public bathrooms

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154 points

poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist

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There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.

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I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.

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I’m a typing dog. Ruff ruff.

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3 points

Must be in one of those countries where women can use the internet.

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There are no women on the internet

/s

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The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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Men are 12 year old boys, women are adult men, and children are either FBI agents or catfishing pedophiles.

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33 points

There are no women on the internet

!https://i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png

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47 points

Holy incel, batman!

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People like margot robbie here are enough reason to know that this shitpost is not making any good points, it’s literally a joke

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I’ve yet to see it happen, but if it does, let me know.

4chan seems to just be a place for emotionally stunted incels and wannabe sex offenders to hang out and share their deeply misguided views.

It makes you wonder what sort of human being actually pays to keep the place running and thinks they’re doing good :-(

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Like when they told us Scientology isnt an innocent budding religion…

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23 points

Everyone on the Internet is male until proven female

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Women is haram

/s

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Reddit is a sausagefest and no, woman, you can’t have any sausage!

/s² = -/s

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🤔 So /s is i?

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How can women be real if our eyes aren’t!

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Sometimes I wonder if he was trying to be deep somehow or if he just dropped a 10 sheet before going on twitter.

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I think he heard some philosophy stuff out of context or over simplified, and was knee deep in inferences when he tweeted that. Something like:

  • The only thing we know with certainty that we exist.

  • So we don’t know if anything, including what we perceive, is real.

  • If our perception could be fake, we can’t even know that our sensory organs, like eyes, are real.

  • However, in my perceived life, I can look at myself in a mirror, and see my own body and my own eyes.

  • If my perception isn’t real, and my eyes aren’t real, how can I see them in that mirror?

  • If our eyes aren’t real, we wouldn’t be able to see them in a mirror for… some reason.

  • But my name is Jaden Smith, and I can’t understand that a fake reality could trick me into thinking I see my own eyes, so I think being able to see my eyes in a mirror means my eyes must be real, the mirror must be real, and the physical world exists with certainty. I disproved solipsism guys!

In all seriousness, I don’t think he believed his eyes weren’t real, he was asking a rhetorical question that he thought proved something deep. However, because he was a dumb teenager, he thought he could figure out something no one in history ever considered, and was thus making some grand contribution to society.

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The MOON hides FROM ME

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/s

The reddit taint is strong with this one.

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you know that /s has been around since the discussion board days before Reddit was even a thing right?

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Nahhhh

/S

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