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That’s fucking terrifying

As if they weren’t adorable enough already

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It’s so wholesome.

Ain’t was always a valid contraction for “am not”, but too many people misused it until grammarians convinced everyone it wasn’t a real word. Besides, words aren’t handed down from on high. If it’s in the dictionary it’s because it was already in use. What’s the point of a dictionary if you can’t look up the words people are using?

Lol that cigarette is starting to disappear after so many reposts

I wonder if you could get charged with manslaughter if someone very dehydrated got lost in the labyrinth and died of thirst

Dude I have a walnut tree in my side yard and it dropped a walnut in the hostas while I was walking to my car at night. I thought I was being stalked lol

I don’t think I like the way you’re smiling at me

Alright boss, I’m cockin’ out for the night