200 points

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

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Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

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7 points

Eesti keelt pole olemas

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7 points

Tõsi

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Sidenote, but as a Finn it’s always so fun to read or hear Estonian. Very often I can get at least the gist of what’s being said, and with this phrase I was like 75% sure of what it meant (the 25% comes from the fact that many Estonian words look familiar but actually mean something completely different than what I’d expect.) Finnic languages are pretty rare with like 7 million speakers total, so getting this “oh this language sounds so familiar” feeling isn’t exactly common for us.

Somebody actually did a fun video on this where a Finn and an Estonian tried to guess what the other was saying.

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5 points

Tere…

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3 points

Tšau?

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3 points

Im rauch des orgasmus

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2 points

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

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3 points

Siiski on sul õigus.

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11 points

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

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11 points

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

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12 points

Ich hab Latein 💀

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7 points

Also learning swedish on duolingo for fun

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4 points

You forgot that they have English in school, too, sometimes starting in first grade already.

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2 points

Damn

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3 points

had Spanish & French in school

Most of the German tourists I see either didn’t or did their damnest to not learn :_)

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2 points

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn’t be able order bread.

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3 points

其實這個美國人還會漢語

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1 point

沒明白,你在說的是誰?

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2 points

Git gut.

It’s not matter of intelligence, it’s a matter of importance.

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7 points

I prefer git rebase usually.

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2 points

But you have to admit that git is good (gut).

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2 points

Soy bilingue :)

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94 points

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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-33 points

Du Nazi!

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15 points

Fraktur = nazi? etwa ein /s verloren?

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3 points

Du Grammarnazi!

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79 points

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

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54 points

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

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25 points

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

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13 points

Das tut niemand.

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60 points

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

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41 points

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

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39 points

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

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32 points

Auf jeden Fall!

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5 points

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It’s so wholesome.

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49 points

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If I remember the movie correctly she does indeed know a little German. He was very small

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