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This is actually quite a poetic picture I like it

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Not selling the house but a great piece of art. Past lives.

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People lived here fully and loved dearly. It’s sweet.

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A bit sad. A family taken away.

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idk who lived there, but liked framed pictures and cigarettes

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If they’re lucky, it’s cigarette smoke and not mold.

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It doesn’t look like mold, maybe top left but it’s blurry so impossible to tell. Looks like old paint and general dust/grime.

Mold would also grow under picture frames. Frames would prevent dust getting underneath.

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Looks more like a bad paint job. Those features are exactly the size of a paint roller. They are also everywhere. And are only missing where you can’t roll (corners).

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And the drywall isn’t taped and mudded everywhere.

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It doesn’t make me want to buy the house necessarily, but that’s actually a really cool photo right there

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Handmaid’s suite?

“Upscale sought after New Gilead neighbourhood, featuring a dismal attic room for your slave…”

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Don’t know why, but this makes me sad.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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