169 points

The owner makes less than $15 an hour then, right?

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104 points

As if the owner would ever do an hour of work in a day

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58 points
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If the owner just checked in for half an hour a day and fucked off with $10 I’d consider that a win

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You don’t know how agonizing and back-breaking it is to spend 20 minutes digging through emails to find my employer identification number and having to drive to Best Buy to get more ink so I can print motivational posters with the Getty watermark still on them. I have to spend minutes of my day contemplating what I should tell other people to do for me. Sometimes I even have to sit down and fill out a sheet of paper! After all is said and done I only have eight hours remaining to decide what boat I should buy to replace my own one.

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64 points

Sir, this is a communist site. We dont do that sort of thing around here.

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56 points

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53 points

There it is, the braindead retort of every drunk driving trust fund brat who’s daddy owns a failing business that would go under in six months if it wasn’t for low interest rates

The fact you think that’s a reasonable reply definitely means you don’t work for living, ask your dad if I can bum a 100 bucks bro

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48 points

lemmings

lemm ee ngs

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42 points

We all have human empathy so no

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Troll

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If you work like two people, shouldn’t you be paid at least double minimum wage?

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86 points

Best I can do is a pizza party once a year.

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43 points

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42 points

And if they say it’s because of pay, then clearly it wasn’t a good exit interview.

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15 points

I recently switched jobs. It was 80% about pay and 20% about management at the old place tripping over their own dicks all the time.

The old place had good parties though.

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97 points

Middle school math textbook ass employer

“One person working makes a minimum of 9$/hr. One person doing the work of two people makes $12/hr. How much money is this dipshit stealing from his employees every hour?”

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55 points

Nonzero chance this dipshit pays out the nose to some corporate landlord, barely breaks even, and thinks short-changing wages will make up the difference.

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54 points

~$98. It’s an estimate but minimum wage work in places like coffee shops is up there among jobs that pay lowest per labour value.

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36 points

It’s an estimate but minimum wage work in places like coffee shops is up there among jobs that pay lowest per labour value.

Go figure bootlickers condescend to coffee shop workers and say that’s “not a real job.”

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16 points

I applaud the shit coffee shop workers have to put up with, definitely couldn’t do it myself

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64 points

“Pay me $20/hr and I promise not to steal from the register, how about that?”

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15 points

“$30 and I might even consider keeping that promise”

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BRINGS ZERO DRAMA

I’ve seen guild invitations claiming to be “ZERO DRAMA” in numerous online games.

When that’s said, the “drama” comes from inside the house and was already there.

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59 points

“NO DRAMA” means tons of drama

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40 points

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Great general rule about people (or in this case, employers) - if they state something that should be a given when no one asked, the opposite is true.

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It’s like shopping for sausages and seeing a label that says “100% Pork NO RAT MEAT”.

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29 points

I’ve seen guild invitations claiming to be “ZERO DRAMA” in numerous online games.

It also immediately tells you that you’re going to see some slurs in guild chat.

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