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I am pro US balkanization. It would help make the US less of a global pest if the states are too busy fighting each other

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only problem is, it’s difficult to draw more unhinged borders for this balkanization than the existing state borders.

so we cant really make funny images like they like to make about a balkanized china or russia

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only problem is, it’s difficult to draw more unhinged borders

https://imgur.com/a/z0g8Tj9

Don’t ask what happens in the denazifying zone

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12 points

Aww you chopped the adirondacks in half.

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Only problem is Hawaii under China instead of finally independent

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23 points

it may be difficult, but texan irredentism is always an option

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This was the founders’ real original vision, and probably a better idea. A loose collection of individual nations with open borders among themselves and a shared currency. Fed was supposed to administer commerce and settle disputes between the states exclusively, but of course it’s been expanding ever since it was instituted.

It would, however, be lovely to live at least some small part of my life not in a system purposely tilted toward slaveowners. Like, what if each and every person was allowed exactly one vote in how to do things?

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Quiet, Pooty.

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Post in facebook group Texas Patriots for Secession: “Will we still get our social security cheques if we secede?”

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spoiler

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Honestly can see the libs still sending them money because “otherwise what if we secede and then they would do the same thing to us”

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Paying social security benefits to goatee sunglasses car picture guys in open revolt because it’s the moral high ground.

Yeah, it’s lib time

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Texas. Texas. Think for a moment. If you secede, you’re a foreign country with oil. And what does the United States do to them? Think.

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71 points

if a Chinese province did this it would be headline news for a week like the weather balloon

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Flashbacks to 2009

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39 points

The jokes write themselves

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