123 points

a picture of a hand holding 2 $20 bills, you can type on the title whatever you want

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“After getting out of prison for a crime I didn’t commit, I was going to live with my grandpa. But he died of cancer right as I arrived and I was forced to live on the streets. One day during a freezing rain, a kind woman offered me a free house and these two $20 bills. Just goes to show that life is okay sometimes, hang in there people!”

500,000,000 upvotes, dozens of paid Reddit awards

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40 points

r/pics is for creative writing - Casually Explained

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ChatGPT: karma whore caption for an image of a hand holding $40

“Found some spare motivation in my pocket! Updollar for good vibes?”

Midjourney: Imagine a hand holding $40

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008571074981658694/1143700063479148645/ch00f_a_hand_holding_40_ce18a25b-c158-4a3d-a515-4cc95def223a.png

Close enough. We’re almost there.

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9 points

The midjourney image is impressive, but not good enough to stand up to scrutiny. It gives off uncanny valley vibes. I’m not an artist, but I suspect it’s because the skin looks a bit too plastic/smooth.

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4 points

Midjourney is awful at hands. But it can do incredibly convincing work with better prompts. You can see what people are making if you join their discord channel

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4 points

The serial numbers don’t match on the bank note!

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4 points

It’s the text on the bill most of all. Try reading it.

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0 points

Ironic

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30 points

“I paper-cut my nipples off with these very bills and I’ll now release them into circulation”

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5 points

Thank you for making me feel better

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1 point

You obviously don’t know the lore behind this pic, i don’t blame you since it was on Reddit like a year ago, the guy is probably dead or in prison by now

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57 points

I love the hard drugs subreddits. The most interesting is r/DPH, the wildest is probably r/meth. Sort by top and scroll down. Just don’t check the profiles of those making heartfelt promises to give up the drug forever and getting into rehab for follow ups.

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One time I got downvoted to oblivion and then followed and harassed for saying that employers shouldn’t be allowed to drug test for thc… In r/lsd of all places. I still don’t know what that was about. Did I accidently trigger the “everyone dogpile this guy” bot algorithm, maybe in a different comment? Do lsd users just think they’re better than everyone else just because past use of lsd can’t really be drug tested for? This happened like a year ago and I’m still dumbfounded.

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34 points

Do lsd users just think they’re better than everyone else

Yes, so do most of shrooms users, at least on the internet

Source: huge amount of hours browsing those subs

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17 points

It’s weird how before the whole micro dosing and acceptance of lsd and mushrooms people who were into that were usually chill as fuck.

Now, seems like those into it now are kinda dicks and gatekeeping the shit out of things.

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We ARE better.

/S

Hippie culture being murdered by Reagan and the neoliberal moral panic had a pretty terrible effect on drug culture in general imo.

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13 points

Doing my best to bring here some of the gold there, without giving them money.

Really they’re absolutely insane, it’s hard to know if it’s satire or just their miserable lifes

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16 points

Man some people are really hurting.

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6 points

Dph isn’t satire, it’s legit. I know no one who’s done it or moreover abused it and speaks highly of it, it’s always “it was fuckin crazy!” “Should I try?” “uhh no don’t be stupid!”

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I had some severe sleep issues and ended up abusing DPH, not for any recreational effects I just needed to sleep. 9 days without sleep is bad. Torture.

I took 30 of those pink devils, just to sleep. I was that desparate.

Still didn’t sleep, but I went out back for a smoke and there was a spider towering over the houses in the neighborhood. Didn’t think anything of it while on the meds, just went out front to smoke lol. Also I had some common visitors in the corners of my bed room, cloaked in shadows whispery chanting in a language I couldn’t understand, while the darkness and certain patterns began to warp around me. But at the time it wasn’t concerning. DPH is a deleriant, line jimson weed and some other plants - they differ from hallucinogens in some interesting ways. Erowid has always been a good source on various substances for those inclined to research.

For those who may be concerned, I no longer take DPH much at all, last time was due to a new minor allergic reaction to something I haven’t been able to identify. Something was in that hookah tobacco my body didn’t like. Also, I’m sleeping better these days - in part due to having the right medical access, as well as rigorous sleep hygiene.

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4 points

There’s one for people who eat urinal cakes too. I think that’s my favorite

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27 points

WHY DID HE GET A WHOLESOME REWARD???

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8 points

Maybe it’s because the floors are clean.

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Dude’s a crack head, he prob finger vacuums all night.

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3 points

Omg I’m not a crackhead but I did enjoy hitting the ski slopes in my 20s and I knew exactly what you meant right away

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3 points

I know funniest fucking part

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27 points

Another shitty post for the dumpster fire.

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14 points

Only $40?

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1 point

I would’ve sold it for at least $41.

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